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GABBA GABBA WE ACCEPT YOU, WE ACCEPT YOU, ONE OF US
GABBA GABBA WE ACCEPT YOU, WE ACCEPT YOU, ONE OF US
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NO NO NO I AM NOT ONE OF YOU. LEAVE ME, ALONE YOU EVIL WITCH
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Has anyone tried these?
The grocery store in my town just got them in. They're pretty good but my dick is too wide and they fall apart.
>>21716
>my dick is too wide and they fall apart
you're supposed to fuck them in the wrapper stupid
>>21716
>buying fuck cakes
lmaoing at your life rn. I bake my own fuck cakes and fuck pies myself. kys you fucking loser.
>>21716
what is the best food item to fuck I'm very horny and need to cum soon
>>21722
Microwave a glass of water and dump it in a bag of bread. Might need more or less, depending on how much bread you have, you want it gooey but not soaking. Leave the bag on and mash it till it's a nice and tight lump and using your fingers get the hole started and enjoy!
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>>21722
banana
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>>21724
thanks going to try this later sounds good
>>21725
Banana's are alright, but I always end up with pieces of it getting mashed under my foreskin.
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>>21716
wtf you're supposed to EAT those not PENIS them
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>>21727
how the fuck are you able to penetrate a banana is your dick really skinny or some shit
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>>21727
>>21729
you're supposed to microwave it and fill your amy rose doll with it you fucking retards.
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>>21728
Don't worry, they'll be eaten.

>>21729
You can fuck anything with some imagination. And a pringles can
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>>21731
We should all fuck and cum inside a carrot cake at the same time and then eat it together as a joke haha...
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>>21728
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>>21732
A joke!? Nigger, is this a joke to you?!
Carrot fuck cakes are serious fucking business!!
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so no ramones fans then..? ok
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>>21707 (OP) 
>GABBA GABBA
You absolute nig.
>>21724
>Microwave a glass of water
But what if I hurt myself
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>>21722
>what is the best food item to fuck
Whatever your mom's currently eating.
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>>21707 (OP) 
It's not gabba gabba baka. It's gooble gobble one of us, one of us, one of us, we accept her one of us, gooble gobble one of us...
>>22201
Is this a new meme or just one guy afraid of microwaves?
>>21734
Is it like a gamer girl bath water kind of deal?
fuck you freak
>>21716
Sorry I ain't Americana

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