a relative of mine barged in just as I was finishing jacking off and I ended up cumming all over my pants right in front of them AMA
Why the fuck would you jack off without triple checking that the door is locked.
I always jack off with unlocked door because locked door rises suspicion.
I always lock my door every single time I enter my room out of habit, so it's normal.
>locked door rises suspicion
Are you 12?
Which relative was it and what did they think of your dick?
if I locked the door they'd start banging on it while yelling thinking I've hanged myself
I'd rather not say, and they pretended not to see but I know for sure they did
if we guess it will you say if we are right?
Yes, but you won't guess it.
no I won't
hey shut up faggot stop stealing my identity
Sister, Mother, Step mom, Aunt, Uncle, Step dad, cousin
It was grandma
See, told you that you wouldn't guess it.
STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is my post and I love peepee in my mouth
Why are you projecting your stolen identity attempts onto me?
The truth is you're both just my tulpas.
You can't hide from me. You're trapped in my head.
I didn't mean to tripfag, I swear to pasta's life.
namefags and tripfags should be put to death
>I didn't mean to tripfag, I swear to pasta's life.
A blatant lie. First because if you hadn't tripfagged, you'd have no authority to back up the claim that you knew who is who. Second, because you're me and I know what you know.
Pro tip: if someone catches you jacking off keep doing so, then that means they are watching you instead of catching you.