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a relative of mine barged in just as I was finishing jacking off and I ended up cumming all over my pants right in front of them AMA
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>>2052 (OP) 
Why the fuck would you jack off without triple checking that the door is locked.
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>>2059
I always jack off with unlocked door because locked door rises suspicion.
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>>2097
I always lock my door every single time I enter my room out of habit, so  it's normal.
>>2097
>locked door rises suspicion
Are you 12?
Which relative was it and what did they think of your dick?
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>>2059
if I locked the door they'd start banging on it while yelling thinking I've hanged myself
>>2119
I'd rather not say, and they pretended not to see but I know for sure they did
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>>2132
if we guess it will you say if we are right?
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>>2133
Yes, but you won't guess it.
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>>2133
no I won't
>>2134
hey shut up faggot stop stealing my identity
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>>2134
>>2136
Sister, Mother, Step mom, Aunt, Uncle, Step dad, cousin
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>>2137
It was grandma
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>>2137
>>2139
See, told you that you wouldn't guess it.
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>>2141
Grandpa then
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>>2141
STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2144
This is my post and I love peepee in my mouth
>>2144
Why are you projecting your stolen identity attempts onto me?
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>>2148
The truth is you're both just my tulpas.
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>>2149
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You can't hide from me.  You're trapped in my head.
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>>2150
I didn't mean to tripfag, I swear to pasta's life.
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>>2153
namefags and tripfags should be put to death
>>2153
>I didn't mean to tripfag, I swear to pasta's life.
A blatant lie.  First because if you hadn't tripfagged, you'd have no authority to back up the claim that you knew who is who.  Second, because you're me and I know what you know.
>>2141
Daughter.
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Pro tip: if someone catches you jacking off keep doing so, then that means they are watching you instead of catching you.

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