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>Women hate you because you're an ugly autist
>Men hate you because you're an ugly autist
>Society hates you because you're an ugly autist 
What's the point?
So you would make this post. If you weren't an ugly autist you wouldn't have posted this.
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>>204750
The prophesy is fulfilled. We will handle the rest, OP. You can die now.
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To win the game, you must kill me, John Romero!
skill issue
>>204749 (OP) 
Kek, based wojack meme!
>>204749 (OP) 
Collect autismbux and spend your days being an absolute nuisance to society. You don't have to do the latter, but definitely do the former.
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>>204770
Autismbux is pretty hard to collect in the UK though.
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>>204786
Given that the employment rate of autistic people in the UK is a measly 15 percent, I'd say that it's your best shot.
I don't know how it works in the UK though.
https://www.gov.uk/pip
>socialising and being around other people
>talking, listening and understanding
Information on websites are usually a lot of bogus though.
Don't try to apply for this stuff on your own. Get help, maybe from a lawyer. (or do you call it a solicitor?)
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>>204787
I know there's uncle remuses neetbux guide, but what worries me is that I try for neetbux by claiming mental illness but I won't be left alone as I'll have to have a carer with me.
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>>204787
>>204799
Also they control your neetbux/autismbux.
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>>204749 (OP) 
tbf normalfags got cucked hard from goyvid and an already deteriorating culture before then, so now they're all stuck being a lesser version of themselves and they're deeply resentful for it or coping with drugs and CP.
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>>204799
>I won't be left alone as I'll have to have a carer with me
That's unlikely to happen; carers cost money. If you try to feign retardation, you might have a reason to start worrying.
If you're high functioning enough that you can have something resembling a conversation with a consistent topic, you're usually in the clear.
>>204801
>Also they control your neetbux/autismbux.
Carers typically don't do that. There's other people who take care of tards finances.
It's rare for someone to be declared incompetent to take care of their own finances based on some sort of diagnosis alone; usually there has to be a history of lack of ability to take care of them, (for example, a tard who blows most of his disability check on an internet purchase of ice cream on an impulse) or it's the result of a court order following a crime or something.
>>204803
NEETs and autists spent a good chunk of 2020 laughing at normalfags going nuts over a lack of socialization and/or sex
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>>204804
Yeah normalniggers and failed normalfags became distinctively nastier in the years after 2020. I think part of what caused them to rupture into pedos so fast too was that their meth supply is fucking laced with fentanyl from mexico along with measurable brain damage from longterm isolation. Watching too much porn alone doesn't create pedos unless there's some pre-existing event leading to it or warped instincts from drug abuse.

Also places like cuckchan got flooded with literal ebonics-spouting nigs, pajeets and jaded normalfags. The discussions online are more a group masturbation session than anything else.
>>204749 (OP) 
shut up, woman lover
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>>204837
Shut up, namefag.
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>>204749 (OP) 
You came here all the way from 4chan to post garbage? Why?

Don't you even have 1 single coherent opinion we've not all heard before?
>>204851
kys pedo spammer
>>204837
fucking namefag
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>>204749 (OP) 
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>>204874
You're actually right anon, I should live just to spite people who want me dead. Thank you.
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>>204919
Live to spite people who want you to live. Live in spite to the people who love you. Live to spite ALL.
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>>204874
Does that really work when they actively seek you out in order to persecute you?
What do you do when they actively confront you? (physically, not internet stuff) Can't really just spite your aggressors and hope that makes them go away.
>>204929
>Live to spite people who want you to live.
The people who want you to live want you to live so they can laugh at you. Not much of a reason to live...
>>204935
>physically
any examples of this? wtf is happening that people are seeking you out and confronting you? what are they confronting you about?
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>>204948
>any examples of this?
Completely random people, taunting me in various ways. Saying "hiiiiiii~" in an overly taunting manner, with the expectation of any sort of response, which then causes further torment. A lack of response would also be cause for laughter.
It's a kafkatrap, and there's no winning play; I'm at the wrong place at the wrong time, and they just happened to see me and figured that they'd have a quick laugh at my expense.
>wtf is happening that people are seeking you out and confronting you?
I have no idea. Other people, usually those in the cult of personal responsibility, would likely claim that it's my fault somehow, but i don't see it.
They will then double down on it being my fault, without necessarily pointing out what I'd be doing wrong. It may very well be beyond my ability to change. In that case, what can even be done?
>what are they confronting you about?
No idea either.
>>204950
>>204950
>Completely random people
Where is this happening random people don't typically do this.
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>>204952
>Where is this happening
I'm not doxing myself, sorry.
>people don't typically do this
Evidently they do, and have been doing for over 20 years.
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>>204954
not asking for a fucking address retard just a general idea school, supermarket, library?
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and what type of people are doing this?
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>>204957
everyone outside (anon has never been outside)
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>>204958
nigga I know ugly people I know weird people and never heard of this shit happening with such frequency. How often does this shit happen to you? It just doesn't sound believe sounds like your embellishing
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>>204959
it never happens to me, nobody cares if you are ugly, people are too busy and self centered to care (but anon wouldn't know that, he has never talked to people)
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>>204960
Solid hypnosis
>>204956
>just a general idea
Outside in general. All three of your listed examples have happened.
>>204957
People younger than 30. This hasn't changed during the time, so it'd be people older than me, then the same age as me, and now they're younger than me.
>>204959
>never heard of this shit
One of the issues of talking about this is that people rarely believe me. And i can't provide solid proof either.
>How often does this shit happen to you?
Once every month or so.
>>204960
> nobody cares if you are ugly, people are too busy and self centered to care
You'd think so, but evidently not so in my case.
>>204935
Wrong. People who hate you always want you to die. If they don't, then they don't hate you.
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>>204968
They can't always kill you (laws and such) so they settle for just bullying you and making you wish you were dead instead.
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>>204971
Niggers can get away with reduced sentences for killing white people though.
>>204973
kys pedo
>>204973
>animated.webp
>consent
then why so many shekels for that good goy?
>>204786
Not as hard as it is in the USA.
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>>205022
Seems easier in the USA, what with Uncle Remus guide and there definitely being lawyers that'll help you through the process.
Their trick questions like "What is your favorite microwave meal?" in order to get you to see if you can follow multi-step instructions so they can deny you autismbux are stupid though. Theres a world of difference between following a multi-step instruction to heat up a microwave dinner vs working a job.
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>>205025
>losing your right to own a gun through being in a funny farm
Good plan. In the land of the incarcerted wherein you are 99 percent likely to simply go to jail instead when acting crazy (while male). The USA has the highest incarceration rates of all countries, past and present. Since the 1990s people sued over being held too long in the peanut gallery so now people just  end up in for profit prisons. But yeah, follow a meme guide. I have some crystals for ya to make next right after you delete system 32. Anyone autistic enough to trust that nigger guide was not pretending and they intuitively know this. It makes it rednered pointless. If a basket case you go to the asylum whether you read it or not, lest you're too much of a coward to lease your house  or tent. Even if one did muster the courage, guess what? Young people are forced to go the therapists constantly of which try to convince you to get a job. Don't show up and they boot you off the bux. Listen to them and they boot you off the bux. To be on the bux is to be not just lucky but also to be harrassed constantly. They don't even pay you enough also, merely 850 usd per month when average rent for a  one bedroom is way more than that, so what''s the point? 

t. wishes was in funni farm
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>>205028
meant for >>205027

I had a lawyer once and it did not help. I was rejected three times over a course of about a decade of on and off trying. Every new rescheduling of court was about a 2 year wait so normally didn't bother.
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>>205027
>>205029
I think SSDI is easier to get into then SSI, I have applied to both at separate times Ended up getting SSDI, with SSDI the mental illness definitions are more lenient then SSI but the main problem with SSDI is explaining why can't work because you need 1-2 years of job experience to even apply for SSDI
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>>205028
>losing your right to own a gun through being in a funny farm
Do you want a gun or do you want autismbux? Pick your poison.
In any case, FGC-9. Ammo is probably easier for you to get, especially with contacts.
>But yeah, follow a meme guide.
It's intended for those who aren't otherwise mentally ill but want the bux. If you already have an autism diagnosis or something, just use that. No need to go to the loony bin. Might help though.
>Young people are forced to go the therapists constantly of which try to convince you to get a job.
Muh stability and routine or some shit. A sense of self worth in the case of men, not being useless.
Jordan Peterson nonsense.
>To be on the bux is to be not just lucky but also to be harrassed constantly.
Sounds more like welfare rather than social insurance.
>They don't even pay you enough also, merely 850 usd per month when average rent for a  one bedroom is way more than that, so what''s the point? 
Section 8.
>>205030
>the main problem with SSDI is explaining why can't work because you need 1-2 years of job experience to even apply for SSDI
Wow, that's stupid. Does the SSI allow you some sort of freedoms?
Can you save 2000 dollars, or is that only the case with SSDI?
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>>205034
Section 8 is so full where I live you can't even apply for it. The lineis so long you literally cannot do anything about it. They accept no new applications.  I have a severe fear of being locked up, without my gun I can't shoot it out with the cops, of which, you're asking me/us/people to deliberately get locked up, with crazy people no less? How fun. For how much? Not enough, even less than fucking part time min wage. Great. I'd sooner shoot myself in the head than literally play with my own freedom like that.
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>>205038
>I can't shoot it out with the cops
They might be the kind of cop that's trained to spot suicide-by-cop behavior and will opt to shoot to incapacitate rather than kill. Probably not, but best not to risk it.
>I'd sooner shoot myself in the head than literally play with my own freedom like that.
If you already have a gun, you can just apply away, knowing that you can just shoot yourself if it either doesn't work out or the cops come knocking to take you and/or your gun away.
Surely you've thought of this as well? It can't be a novel concept to you.
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>>204749 (OP) 
just pay for a whore anon
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>>205049
What if the gun is stolen or broken at some point after I get the bux? Carry a cap and ball? 
>>205050
Illegal for some to pay to have such STD's. Wish were not, great head is better than most things.
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>>205050
https://jisho.org/search/%E3%82%B7%E3%83%AD%E3%82%A6%E3%83%88%E7%AB%A5%E8%B2%9E
They can refuse clients as well.
>>205051
>What if the gun is stolen or broken at some point after I get the bux?
That could happen before you get the bux as well. How is that even an issue?
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the Remus guide works if you follow it to the letter and there is other housing than section 8 you can apply for. the waitlist is 2-3 years. Who cares about ((( legally ))) owning a gun, just [redacted] one in Minecraft the kool way
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>>205052
If stolen now I can buy another. If after you can't if went crazy and put into mental ward. 
>>205059
Yeah, other housing for Vets, women, and browns I am sure.
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>>205063
whatever. Everytime I've tried to help anons get on bux they always answer like you. Fuck off and suffer
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>>205095
He'll be fellating his gun soon enough.
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>>204950
>What do you do when they actively confront you? (physically, not internet stuff)
Become rude, loud/threatening, violent in that order. You say specific things to them that these 'people' will remember "Your smile/face looks retarded.", "you're fat", "you look stupid" etc If someone you know did something to deliberately hurt you make it clear that has a price, seeking revenge later. Pizzas show up at their door and happy accidents happen to their property getting dinged and scratched and watch it stop fast. You have to beat up your bullies in some way and I'm sorry you didn't have parents to teach you this.
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>>206153
>Become rude
That just invites more laughter, and the smartphones will come out at this point.
>loud/threatening
That doesn't work when you don't have a threatening presence to begin with. They're the predators in this context, and I am the prey. Prey cannot intimidate.
>violent
I don't care to sit in an interrogation room, much less a court room.
Remember, smartphones have been pulled out and are recording. The evidence that is being produced can only work against me, never for me.
This especially doesn't work when my perpetrators are women.
>You say specific things to them that these 'people' will remember "Your smile/face looks retarded.", "you're fat", "you look stupid"
That'll just invite more laughter. It will bounce right off.
>If someone you know did something to deliberately hurt you make it clear that has a price, seeking revenge later.
It's never anyone I know, it's always someone completely random that I don't know.
>You have to beat up your bullies in some way
They are always more powerful than I am. That's not to say that they are actually powerful, I'm just setting the boundary really low.
It's either numbers, distance, or both.
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>>206157
Ok better do nothing and complain then. They're fucking awful but your behavior is wrong too somehow for you to get targeted by strangers this much.
>They are always more powerful than I am. 
No they're really not. They're just as feeble and weak as you but appearances are deceiving.

Personally insulting someone, especially about their looks clothes face height etc will take no time at all, stings and will stick if it's true. They won't have time to take out their phone, if there's a crowd around and the person tries to attack you, you are the one that gets to call the police.
>This especially doesn't work when my perpetrators are women.
Telling a normie woman that she's ugly e.g "How are you so fucking ugly?" Is something that will never leave them.
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>>206159
>behavior is wrong too somehow for you to get targeted by strangers this much
<victim blaming
Of course. Whatever it is that I'm doing, or not doing, to get targeted, I cannot particularly change, especially not by myself.
Other people might be able to help, but they don't care to, since I don't have a vagina for them to fuck, and they don't care about my money.
>No they're really not. They're just as feeble and weak as you but appearances are deceiving.
Yes, they are. If it isn't physical strength alone, they either have superior numbers (anything from 2-5 people, or even more), or they have a distance advantage (in the case of one case where i was essentially driveby'd by two women on an electrical scooter. By the time I could've reacted in any way, they had already put hundreds of feet between me and them. You tell me what i ought to have done...)
>Personally insulting someone, especially about their looks clothes face height etc will take no time at all, stings and will stick if it's true.
Doesn't work when they're insulting your appearance in the first place.
>They won't have time to take out their phone
Their phones are already out at that point.
>if there's a crowd around and the person tries to attack you
They never get violent. It falls upon me to attempt to be violent, and that'll never work, since they'll argue that i struck first in court, and will conveniently shut up about the part where they taunted me into it. And you know the advantage that women have in court.
>Telling a normie woman that she's ugly e.g "How are you so fucking ugly?" Is something that will never leave them.
They're the ones calling me ugly in the first place. I have no idea why you're suggesting insults toward their appearance.
>>206160
>stop defining yourself by how others see you
Individualism only goes so far.
>once you fully embrace this mindset literally 100% of what youre complaining about becomes irrelevant
Until someone else struts along and pops the paper-thin balloon of confidence that you're trying to blow up.
>this is the hand you were dealt and you gain nothing by working against yourself
Normalfag tier nonsense, spoken by people who don't even know what a bad hand looks like.
>oh no someone laughed at you on the street go next life i guess
It happens on a semi-regular basis.
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>https://invidious.jing.rocks/watch?v=4vLiJIgVlRQ
Five more minutes, mom.
Of being an ugly autist? IDK.
>>206162
It's not victim blaming its true. I'm asking HOW. There is clearly something wrong with you though to invite all this abuse from fucking normalfags on the street, are you super fat, an actual dwarf? Normalfags try to fuck with people all the time but this kind of shit is rare to see. Can it be fixed or not? I'm really sorry if it can't be fixed.
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>>206171
>It's not victim blaming its true.
It's still victim blaming if it can't be fixed, which it can't.
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>>206172
So what's wrong to trigger this? are are we talking dwarfism? Hero of kvatch tier looks?
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>>204950
>kafkatrap
If I found out someone used gay redditpedia jargon like that I would bully xhim too.
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>>206174
The Hero of Kvatch looks better than I do.
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>>206177
I don't believe it
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>>206178
The extent of my situation goes way past what's believable.
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>>206183
THE HERO OF ZVATCH. THIS IS TRULY AN HONOUR!!!!
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>>206186
Kek
>>206186
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES?
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