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That's right you fags we've hit the three year mark, brings a tear to my eye. This little bugger is enjoying his cake but I forgot to write him a birthday card, let's send him one written one post at a time. I'll take your posts and write the actual card out in crayon, with dubs getting to choose a color from a standard crayola 8-crayon box. I'll start with:

Dear Gondola,


As for the cake, it is a normal red velvet cake with chocolate whipped cream icing that has orange extract and instant pudding mixed in. I had heard that the pudding would help stabilize the icing and prevent some of the issues that arose with the first birthday cake but using the entire packet at the start inhibited aeration and so the consistency is closer to pudding than whipped cream. Maybe next time I'll add half a packet in once the cream is mostly whipped, either way it's delicious.
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>>158105 (OP) 
>>158105 (OP) 
Kill yourself nigger retard
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>knowing how to cook
normie out
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life is pointless and you're only one year closer to the end
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Yep, imagine eating anything other than fried corn seeds and Coca Cola.
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I wish I had some cake right now.
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>>158105 (OP) 
wasn't it on the 8th
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No it's on 8/7
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glory to zzz
death to blacked.gov

for the crayon color i choose white
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>>158105 (OP) 
what is this imageboard even for?
barely anybody posts here
Anonymous 08/08/2023, 0:21:26 am No.158148 | >>158105 (OP)  (OP) | Deleted
also tell seagull not to shit up /tech/ again https://archive.is/js8BG sorry for announcing my arrival in this cancerous loli filled website according to jakkers (im not defending CP or anything but the point is can someone demote xhe's powers before this stupid bird goes on a mass deletion spreen)
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>boo hoo everything is pointless, nothing matters 
>>158105 (OP) 
>one post at a time
Alright, let me start:

Dear Gondola, remember to
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fill 8 year old wombs with your sperm
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ah geez dood
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stfu euro american date system makes the most sense, now fuck off with your jew shit
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American date system is for normalfags who don't give a shit about logic and order, autists rise up
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International date system is for normalfags who don't give a shit about soul and character, non-NPCs rise up
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Why the fug do you care about their date system?
Eating cake together isn't a date you fag.
I always loved how the guards just stand there and watch Denethor get beat up by Gandalf.
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Cheers! Here's to many more.
Also, three years in, someone should start making a montage of all the memorable moments of the board thus far.
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happy birthday.
Yeah, you should do it.
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I would gladly, I just need to start collecting highlights. If someone would like to post theirs, they're very welcome.
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How old is this site
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Cool now I have to go buy crayons.
It was created yesterday
Happy birthday faggots. Here's to another year of regret, bitterness and misery as I once again mourn the death of everything that ever brought me happiness.
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>>158105 (OP) 
orange for the color
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Syzkaller hundreds of kernel bugs per hour 每小時有數百個內核錯誤 Monolithic 單片 Insecure drivers in kernel mode 在內核模式下運行的不安全驅動程序 No verified boot 沒有經過驗證的啟動 Grsecurity 安全 PaX project 項目郵件列表 Torvalds rejecting security patches 拒絕安全補丁 Madaidan 馬達丹 Vulnerable LTS versions 易受攻擊的 版本 BUG_ON 漏洞 開啟 Nonworking mitigations 非工作緩解措施 Large attack surface 攻擊面大 University Student added Bug to Kernel 大学生将错误添加到内核 Unstable Userland API 不稳定的用户空间系统 No Drivers 没有驱动程序 No Software 没有软件 No Games 没有游戏 Userland standards fragmentation 用户态标准碎片化 No Thumbnails In File Picker 文件选择器中没有缩略图 GNOME 40 侏儒四十 Twenty Years Bug 二十年虫 Krashes 崩溃 No Aero Glass 没有航空玻璃 No Win32 API 无窗三十二应用界面 OOM Killer 内存不足杀手 GNU Project 牛项目 Transgender Software Developers 跨性别软件开发人员 Rust in Kernel 内核中的生锈 Code of Conduct 行为守则 Coraline Ada 卡洛琳·艾达 Yes, do as I say 是的,照我说的做 steam uninstalled desktop 蒸汽卸载的桌面 Fat man wearing Arch t-shirt 穿着拱形衬衫的胖子 Ackchyually 实际上 Guhnoo Slash Linux 牛斜线莱纳斯 AppImage 应用程序图像 Bloatware 臃肿的软件 Node.js Malware 节点恶意软件
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USE DIFFERENT COLOR FOR EACH LETTER (and loop after using all 8 colors)
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>>158105 (OP) 
Thanks for everything and may it celebrate many more years to come.
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>>158105 (OP) 
Happy burthday. May you be blessed with Fox wives or Shantae who is a  fucking NIGGER
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God bless zzzchan.
Happy birthday.
>life is pointless and you're only one year closer to the end
Technically, you're life can end at any second. Don't be a faggot nihilist.
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very gud dubs
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This is the kind of posts that we need less of in here.People in here carry a chip on their shoulder that they need to get rid off if you want this place to have any chance to grow and prosper.
8chan.moe and it's administration stood ever the steadfast ally to this place and the webring in general despite being treated with scorn and suspicion all that time.That is why i and indeed numerous other anons have advocated for stricter moderation and the deletion of posts like these on counts that not only they don't contribute to the overall quality of the place but also sow nothing but discord and anti-togetherness alienating a superior number of people that would have otherwise have had no problem making this their second home away from home away from home.

Also change your stupid captcha system because i'm tired of constantly retrying until i get it in my tenth try out of sheer luck.
Good day.
-Jason Grant
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hapoy birthday
The end of something pointless is also pointless, it's pointless to point this out.
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>Don't be a faggot nihilist.
Found the (homophobic) christcuck
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>-Jason Grant
Back to facebook normalfag, no one gives a fuck about your name here
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>8chan.moe and it's administration stood ever the steadfast ally to this place and the webring in general despite being treated with scorn and suspicion all that time.
Lmao even.
Blacked.gov has been a malicious actor towards this site and the webring in general since they came to be. Did you forget all about ((( Esther M. Aronowitz ))), /digi/?, The blackedfags that even know about us because of them? the Eden Altmeyer leaks?
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Imagine my shock that a fed honeypot would try to suck up to other imageboards despite being hated for a plethora of reasons.
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can't tell if srs or ironic, kill urself if srs for being a stupid nigger with IQ closer to that of a gorilla and kill urself if ironic for makeing me doubt myself
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Sleepy has the best captcha in the entire internet, and Shantae is not a nigger.
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not gonna use the fed honeypot, cry about it niggerlover
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Shantae is vantablack tho
And yet people left, you fucking nigger.
Just like nobody wants to use your fed site.
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>get a life loser
>he says while shilling a fed honeypot on a dead imageboard desperately trying to get 5 people to move to another even worse dead imageboard
lol plus lmao plus xd
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>using virgin as an insult
keep going
It was renamed you niggermonkey.
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don't even need to read to know you're butthurt
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Terrible bait, stop replying to it
Imagine not only posting on a fed site but also unironically saving somebody's gaping asshole on your drive. That really will show 'em, champ.
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I accept saving cookes to hide this ugly pic.
And this ugly dance
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shut up nigger
>he claims loli is child porn while shilling for literal pedophile hosting site blacked.gov
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Happy birthday, sleepychan!
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>the grooming of a minor never happened
>the /cutie/ general filled with dumps of "child models" never happened
>the IP grabbing and vanning of people browsing the honeypot never happened
won't browse your pedo den honeypot no matter how much you shill it, keep crying, zzzchan won and that's a fact. you will be hanged next to your kike masters you defend so much, look forward to it.
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>You're a really lame newfaggot bitch tbh. Fuck you.
have a (You), butthurt-kun.
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I get this is supposed to be shocking, but can you link me to the full video?
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Nice try Blacked.gov shill. I will NEVER share a site with negrophalliphiliacs, zootoids, diaper and tickle fetishists, spics, poos, Acid Kike the Fed and Der Cakejuden
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>blacked.gov is the best site, the webring is dead and... le sucks
If that's the case, why don't you fuck off back to it? no one wants to be apart of blacked.gov which consists of the absolute worst bottom of the barrel shitweasels that 8chan prime had to offer, on top of it being a fed honeypot as the other anon stated.
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>>158310 when will you all kill yourself, butthurt chans. Have some shame since you all are anonymous anyway, loser.

Or just store yourself to the gore thread finally moron lol

I m just shy and careful
Not retarded and lame like you all
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this is nice thread
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>thread celebrating glorious zzz
>instantly filled with goons talking shit
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Because you all are retarded moron who cant even memorize shortcut

You need it
But you dont get it

So what about it, loser

Guess i cant give ya all either jellybrains

Go fuck yourselves
Ok i m sleepy

Dont look for my attention now
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draw spess marine fagit
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>es fores here?
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 ▲
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also test
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This artwork is great, I look forward to having some portraying the state of the board in present year.
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Aw, you left out poltan.
>fifth image
I hate that I know the source that parody image is based on. That said, well done and well captured.
What did the Vshitter say? I couldn't quite make it out... (i am autism and esl and visual learner)
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It's understandable, it's easy to forget that we even have a /pol/.
She said that it depended on whether he meant her cheeks or her asscheeks.
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Image related.
fuck all of you
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There's already a /pol/-tan and it wasn't drawn by a deviantart dropout
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>normalfags cant do logic
>therefore autists surely can
fucking kys you are literally just repeating a normalfag meme. autists cant do anything. they can pattern match
nah fuck both the jarty and the sharty

full name and QRD is this the dolphin pedo guy and what do furfags on /digi/ have to do with it

someone post jasonafex dox on ED

bugman here i actually needed this copypasta for /tech/

i remember this flash

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saved nice mask kek
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How are they going to track me when I don't use google or javascript? I can't even go to 8moe because they require you to have cookies enabled.
Piss off Blacked.gov shill.
>calling anyone "Eden" for using /pol/ina
Unironically kill yourself, faggot.
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>>158105 (OP) 
Happy Birthday from /rozen/
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Ded board, too niche
What's even the point of it existing?
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The same can be said about you.
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The same can be said about you.
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You can say that again.
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>click site
>plz solve captcha
>solve JEWLGE captcha
>another one pops up to replace it over and over
I'm not programming your AI turrets for free to not target store fronts.
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>contrarianism is... le good
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/pol/ destroys sites. Just post a glownigger. The yellow-anon guy in a suit suffices for obvious reasons. 

Still laughing that someone thought that I was in that image. That 'Welcome to The NHK girl' to the left of Osaka. Why would someone think that?
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>if you disagree you are... le normalfag
You were literally saying that contrarianism is bad. What's the opposite of contrarianism? Compliance, normalcy.
>even dignifying society with a retort in regards to the incel insult
>all that historical bullshit to segue to "fuck left wingers; all hail the gawd emperor trumpf"
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I know right? The more soulless the kikes made porn the deeper we go!


is probably it but no thnx personally
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>be 1970ish
>highest standard of living evar
>no real problems, let's jews fuck it all over
<in the year 2525 if man is still alive
>be now
<oh muh gawd getting killed off by jews is so hawt :3
I get it. You're jewish and don't know how to be a man and are jealous of others that have actual morals. Move on already. The TalMUD tells you to go tell your bullshit to another area if found out.
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>birthday thread
>thread almost immediately devolves into seething about another site
Sad. No other site on the webring has this problem.
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I came to this thread to say happy birthday.
nice fish, nice fish. I wish I were a bird.
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Nice fish Osaka.
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That's a very nice fish, Osaka.
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hapi birthsedae slepy chun
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thank yuh kindly anons
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Never do that at male prison
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I wouldnt go to mail prison I would go to person prison
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>implying women go to prison
>implying men are treated as people
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>implying women are people despite being treated as such.
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Man, after 8chan went down I barely used most of the webring, even though I used to frequent a dozen boards. I'm glad you niggers are doing well.
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i want to set everyone in that picture on fire
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>>158105 (OP) 
Dear Gondola,
Remember to take it easy and say your prayers three times a day.

Blue FTW.
>>158105 (OP) 
Dear Gondola, I hope you brought enough cake for everyone, r-right?

White crayons for White men.

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They are already on fire
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If you are going to use White crayons then you going to have to write on construction paper otherwise we won't be able to see what is being written. my vote is green construction paper
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im such a fag
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He just wants to write like Greeks. They had black paper and white letters ya know. Like all those next level dweebs with a hatred for kikes that have dark theme enabled. Very Pagan indeed. 

Also, bait fish meme is better that way. 

>can't escape the penise
have you tried running in str8 lines?
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A bit late but here's the card!
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That's a plush gondola? I thought it was a very funnily shaped smaller cake....from the OP image that is....

<did he buy that.....who sells these plushies of memes? Did he make it?
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>actually adding the pedo spam one
dude wtf you ruined it also what the fuck is that handwriting, my cousin in grade school writes better
Normalfag tier insult
"Bad" handwriting is a sign of intelligence and non-NPC-ness
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But his' sewing skills make up for it. 
>thing that I don't like = spam
Not that anony butt......it's only spam if someone posts "children can gonsent" and the like. That anony's post is obvious next layer sardonic.exe
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hang yourself subhuman, spare us the effort
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to be fair it's hard to write with crayons. The admins need to take the gel pen pill
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Mechanical pencils are the pinnacle of writing utensils. You can even draw with them and don't have to sharpen. Unlike ancient pen devices you can erase it to a certain degree as it's a pencil, an ever sharpened pencil that's already dry too! You can replace the eraser and stick thingy inside and everything! They are sold for a dime a dozen, literally!
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kill yourself blacked.gov pedo christcuck
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You wanna add another buzz-meme-word to that post? 

Try harder, seek help, no u, here's your (You), etc.
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Kommandostore are good boys. My alpenflange arrives in a few days.

Don't act like the lolifags don't say the same shit. And yes my handwriting sucks but crayons don't help.

It wouldn't be as silly.
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Happy birthday to sleepy channel. I love cunny.
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>>158105 (OP) 
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>>158105 (OP) 
Happy post b-day zzzigger anony's.

Text to speech and Kden live is free buddy, why not do it yourself?
I'm lazy but wanna make a montage of kino posts and threads to some day but again I'm a lazy nigger so who knows when that will be.

Why he go down the hole anyway? Looks kinda risky. Is that some old Vietcong or Japanese bunker underneath?

What's the name of this song anyway? I've heard it dozens of times but still have no idea.

They're both pretty cute.
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>>158105 (OP) 
>Maybe next time I'll add half a packet in once the cream is mostly whipped, either way it's delicious.
Ever tried making cream cheese frosting? It's pretty good and the consistency is nice.
Where is the entire bug pasta? I got those repeating numbers you nigger.
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Fuck off with your disgusting furfag shit
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Libbie is an integral part of image board culture however. Posting Libbie upsets the Anti Christ/AKA Microsoft and Apple.
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Speaking of cakes...
Ranking My FAVORITE Halloween CAKES 🎃
>What's the name of this song
Grün ist unser Fallschirm.
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Thank you good Xir, also nice double eighty eights.
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Hello fagatha
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Only now noticed the quads. Well, too bad OP has already delivered the card; can't be the sender.
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>Hello fagatha
Even though there's a million other image board 'users who use that phrase jokingly or sometimes even seriously.

There's nothing preventing you from sending your own card or even a gift if you really want to.
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>There's nothing preventing you from sending your own card
True, but then I don't get anything for the quads.
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>Even though there's a million other image board 'users who use that phrase jokingly or sometimes even seriously.
Don't be disingenuous, fagatha, we are not talking about "imageboards" in general, what matters is this specific board, frequented by few people, of which you are one of. So, the millions of other imageboard users who use trooncabulary don't matter since they don't use this board.
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I posted in this thread a few times but that ain't me. I'm >>158757

those posts

All those posts and you miss @ing me XD
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>True, but then I don't get anything
You get a warm feeling in your heart knowing someone out there in the world is opening a some wholesome mail or a box.
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Fact checked TRUE by Real ZZZ Patriots
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>XXX collection
>[depiction of the last thing you would ever want to see XXX of]
>spam.shrtlink/shit that probably doesnt even load
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What most people here don't know is that zzzchan formed out of the defunct imageboard zchan.cc. When the latter site went offline, the vidya people who had a board there made their own imageboard which is this site. Zchan was the OG.
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But how does fatchan factor in and why would there need to be a sister site akin to what happened with lainchan?
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Congrats, zzzchan. This is your second birthday I've seen. You got me back into imageboards after the fall of 8chan. I wish you well so that we can all have a better imageboard experience. Are there plans for the future of zzzchan?
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a slow death like the rest of the altchans.
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Imageboards won't die until we are dead.
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I want her to insert one of her dolls in my anus anony ~~
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Please take off the captcha for every post! The spam is gone now! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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NO! I like solving captcha! Leave it ON

It reminds me I'm not using a shitty proxy service so I have to be more careful with what I post!
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I know a couple porn stars that did that sort of thing. Or know of rather.
Do you really post without a proxy?
>>158105 (OP) 
Happy birthday. I miss Fatchan, but this place has been pretty alright. Come watch shit on /vhs/ and /bmn/ and some of the other boards sometimes.
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Lets just see if I can post over tor
go back
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you have to go back
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>Imageboards won't die until we are dead.
They'll never die period, if you pass them down to your sons and daughters anyway.
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He wouldn't be missing out on anything if he did stay here.
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This catalog makes me feel like an ape taped to a wall being shown nothing but squishy toys and plushes with bright colors.
I can't say I hate anime but there's something deeply insidious about this.
i have no idea why people who don't like anime use imageboards
>being shown nothing but squishy toys and plushes with bright colors.
And how exactly is this a bad thing?

>there's something deeply insidious about this.
I disagree, unless you consider autism insidious. 90% of those threads are bumped in quick succession by the same guy, who just posts a picture related to the thread topic. He does it every two weeks or so.
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It's a bit much. It's /b/ - Random not /b/ - Hentai and lolicon. When it's composing half the catalogue surely this is spam?
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>half the catalogue
>2-3 pages worth of threads
>out of 20
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>2-3 pages worth of threads
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Very well mister, I agree. So may just I ask WHY ARE YOU NOT MAKING (or bumping) THE THREADS YOU WANT TO SEE INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING??!!!
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If I'm making a new imageboard, is it a good idea to make it a part of the webring? The webring is where I lurk and I want to make boards that aren't currently included.
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I don't make the threads I want to see as much as I don't work myself to be the man I want to be.
There's not much going for my life at the moment and I'd rather not talk about anything, so most of the time I don't bother posting and I simply lurk here, silently.
It can't be helped.
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I usually update my gore thread with new stuff daily though
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Prolly like 3 people that made all those threads in that image.
Whoa you’re so edgy… faggot
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no u
Where the fuck is the rest of the kawaii JK suicide?
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/b/ is inhabited by one cumbrain who makes half the comments in the threads and 3/4 of the OPs. mods do nothing because no rules lol. i just want a board with no schizophrenics.
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>i just want a board with no schizophrenics.
(t. npc)
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> i just want a board with no schizophrenics.
Well you sure as hell came to the side of the internet.
welp partys over
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Maybe until they have a psychotic episode.
You're part of the problem dude. No sane person should be here even if assholes that spam should be censored. No porn is how things get good, it's the difference between jewtube and all the jewtubes that never became jewtube on account of porn. Because porn only gets worse over time it'd be very wise to nope porn off of all imageboards outside of halfchan basically. 

Even halfchan once had lobbied to ban porn from /b/ to improve upon it. Even those retarded anonies know better.
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This conversation about "schizos" most of you probably aren't actual schizos, just extremely autistic and/or balls deep in esoteric beliefs reminded me of this post from 8/r9k/.
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>Party's over
Until next year, God willing. I'll see if I can make some dedicated OC for the next one.
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>made up labels again 
>thots are not normalfags
>to much emotion makes you too ugly to be chad somehow
Further evidence that robots have no grasp of the human condition.

How you feel does not matter to others ergo it is not even that relevant.
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>How you feel does not matter to others
I'm not even going to start dumping my hundreds of images involving making fun of "people" who get mad. Fatefags don't get that "honor."
<N-n-no, listen, you see when I say that I actually mean <insert like a billion different things you made up in your head in an effort to not think about how you're a lying nigger> so you are le wrong and i am le right!!!!11!1!!1!111one!!1
Don't waste my time or yours, we both know that you'll just keep shifting the goalposts whenever it suits your sorry ass.
But tell you what; since you won't make a decision on the Emotion Question, I'm making it for you: anything above 0% on that cap is nigger behavior.
Now perform your role and sperg at anyone who has emotions, kthxbai
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That's actually pretty interesting
>>158105 (OP) 
Happy birthday Gondola-chan~
Your kike God don't exist.
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holy shit this thread is still alive ill just archive it for a second greetings from the sharty raid btw inb4 rapeman deletes my post testing from my phone btw
No op is just a woman
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Sturgeon is a woman? Hot, I wanna bang her! Fuck sturgeon! Cream fishpussy! Impregnate sturgeon with 10 babies!
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>mfw my Sturgeon x Eden crack ship is no longer gay
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Who wants to see that fat faggot mark? Look at these women instead
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could you post a more obvious shop holy shit
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Fug forgot em
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>look at all these use goods instead
how about neither
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