ngl I would
Then you are a fool, and not just because she's underage (at fucking 33+ years old). What you don't get is that fucking Lisa means LISTENING TO LISA TALK after you've pumped her jaundiced hole full of love-suds.
>"Was it good for you?"
>"Oh, anon, it was as pleasurable as a Fall day in the Museum of Natural History!"
>"Hey, why don't you listen to me play my saxophone? I wrote you a song called 'You're Mine Forever!'"
>"And then we can go to the Jim Carrey film festival, later on!"
>"Um, why don't we get some lunch and discuss it?"
>"You're a vegetarian, right? Well, if you weren't, you ARE NOW!"
>"I like meat."
>"Wanna convert to Buddhism? Pwetty pwease?"
Oh god, he's right.
>You're Mine Forever
>Well, if you weren't, you ARE NOW
>thinking a possessive loli is some how bad
You guys are massive fags. I bet you like leftover women with tattoos or worse, women who dated the wrong guys but now just want to settle down. Yeah you'd eat that shit up, "she just needed some time to develop sit on some dicks and find herself, you're too immature to understand"
Enjoy your feminist, Buddhist, vegan life, anon.
Also, since she has canonically lost her virginity to Milhouse in at least three alternate futures, which means you're getting Van Houten's sloppy seconds, fag. And if you think you can get away with just some head, the lips wrapped around your shaft were used to kiss Nelson.
If theres so many lisas why can't we pick the best lisa instead of a mix of lisas?
I think the constant debates and belittling of her would make the sex better. Ether she some how makes me do what she wants which is hot, or she doesn't and she bends to my will through constant struggle which is also hot.
>If theres so many lisas why can't we pick the best lisa instead of a mix of lisas?
There IS NO best Lisa. The only acceptable waifu is late-teens replacement Lisa because original Lisa was too big a cunt to appear on their short-lived variety show.
This thread reminds me lot of early 2010s /co/. It's great.
>there is no best lisa
The most tolerable lisa would therefore be the best lisa.
Youre forgetting also that presumably if we're fucking any lisa shes not going to be a simpsons but a human, or that I would be a simpsons and everything would be normal. The appeal of loli gives huge compensation to whatever might annoy you about the character, and lisa isn't even all cons/annoyances.
Way to kill a thread, you should have kept your mouth shut.
plem plem loo abloo plem wah thread killer
So, wait. Would you be fucking a 3D model of Lisa or it would be a who framed roger rabbit kind of deal where she's bouncing her little cartoon ass on your 3D cock? I prefer the latter cause 3D lisa scares me.
It would have to be ether roger rabbit or something like that english live action simpsons intro. The simpsons universe is a filter, they don't actually look like that in the real world. Its like how mario and luigi in real life are middle aged italians from the bronx. You really have no idea what lisa simpson to physically be besides an 8 years old girl.
But I want to fuck the cartoon so I choose roger rabbit physics lisa.
>Youre forgetting also that presumably if we're fucking any lisa shes not going to be a simpsons but a human
I've MET IRL Lisa. She was a miserable cunt, too.
>or that I would be a simpsons and everything would be normal.
Good luck dealing with Homer and Bart when they find out you tried to take her virginity that rightfully belongs to Milhouse.