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>>132783 (OP) 
Have you tried mixing your applesauce with sugar water or salt water?

>>132785
>sugar
Sugar is unhealthy.

>salt
This will make it taste salty. I expect you need a lot of salt to prevent bacteria.

>>132783 (OP) 
>What is the solution?
get a family

>>132783 (OP) 
>But on apple sauce it is written that after opening it expires in 48 hours.
Complete bullshit, itll last much longer than that in the fridge.
>What is the solution?
Consider making your own apple sauce. It'll likely be cheaper than buying ready made apple sauce in a store.

>What is the solution

1. Buy the big jar
2. Start a feeder channel on onlyfans 
3. Make money eating jars of applesauce for the viewing pleasure of weird sodomites

>>132783 (OP) 
>eating baby food
are you a baby?

>>132919
Apple sauce tastes good in oatmeal.

>>132919
>hating on apple sauce
Found the blatant homosexual with a prolapsed anus

>>132859
>Complete bullshit, itll last much longer than that in the fridge.
It says it expires 48 hours in the fridge. Why would they  lie? If you claim it survives more then prove it. Evidence.

>Consider making your own apple sauce.
How to make my own?

>It'll likely be cheaper than buying ready made apple sauce in a store.
How it's possible when apple sauce is barely more expensive than apples? Maybe if I steal the apples.

>>132883
>1. Buy the big jar
>2. Start a feeder channel on onlyfans 
>3. Make money eating jars of applesauce for the viewing pleasure of weird sodomites

I do not understand the second sentence. What it means and how to do this step.

>>132922
Don't most expiration dates only dictate when they should be sold in stores and not when they truly turn rotten?

>>132919
>are you a baby?
Yes. I am not an adult. I hate adults.

>>132920
>Apple sauce tastes good in oatmeal.
Are you reading mind? I plan to use apple sauce exactly for this purpose.
Oats are cheapest or one of the cheapest foods that exist. But oats taste like sawdust. So my plan is to put something into them, like apple sauce. This will make it more expensive but still cheap.

>>132927
>Don't most expiration dates only dictate when they should be sold in stores and not when they truly turn rotten?
Yes.
But I am not talking about expiration date. The expiration date on apple sauce can be long. But there is a separate information, that if you open it, it starts rotting and you have 48 hours to eat. If you wait one minute more, it is over.

Like with dairy. It has expiration date but if you open it doesn't apply anymore, the bacteria start invading the product.

>>132930
This the post of a man with a prolapsed anus.

IDK what apple sauce is but why not just eat, you know, apple. Cut it or put it through blender or eat whole. 
If the fridge is really 4°C, pretty much whatever you put in will last 5 days at least.
>Sugar is unhealthy
Apple sauce is already sugary I'm pretty sure.
>muh oats
Make your own apple sauce then IDK. Or stop eating medieval goyslop.
How are you making oats? Do you just pour milk? Or do you cook it in water/milk and butter?
>goes bad label
If you can't tell when something goes bad and have to rely on labels, you're too dumb to live. 
>Like with dairy. It has expiration date but if you open it doesn't apply anymore, the bacteria start invading the product.
And yet I happily drink raw milk days past its 24h limit. Also maybe it's me being a god at yogurt making so I have all the right instincts ingrained when it comes to working with bacteria, but I find making milk actually go bad pretty difficult. I don't mean oh it turned sour, that's still edible. If milk actually goes bad you'll definitely know it.

>>132946
Yeah. Man yogurt. Fag.

>>132946
>IDK what apple sauce is but why not just eat, you know, apple.
Because I want to eat oats. If I put the whole apple in oats, how do you eat that?

>Cut it
Maybe, but would take much effort to cut it into tiny pieces.

>or put it through blender
This is good and new idea. But blender is big and expensive device, not sure if I want it.

>or eat whole. 
Whole apple with oats?

>If the fridge is really 4°C, pretty much whatever you put in will last 5 days at least.
Then why on apple sauce label it says 48 hours in fridge?

>Apple sauce is already sugary I'm pretty sure.
But if I put a lot more sugar to kill bacteria it will be extremely sugary.

>Make your own apple sauce then IDK.
How to?
Even if I make my own it will also spoil after 48 hours.

>Or stop eating medieval goyslop.
And eat jewish goyim processed foods like you?

>How are you making oats? Do you just pour milk? Or do you cook it in water/milk and butter?
I soak in water then cook in another water. Could I just pour boilind water on them? But on label it says to cook them. But if I soak them first maybe pouring boiling water would be enough?

>If you can't tell when something goes bad and have to rely on labels, you're too dumb to live. 
Then come kill me.
I rely on label because I am smart, you are dumb goy who denies science and regulations.

>And yet I happily drink raw milk days past its 24h limit. 
Doesn't mean everybody can and always.

>If milk actually goes bad you'll definitely know it.
How will I know if apple sauce goes bad?
If it doesn't after 48 hours then why label only allows 48 hours?

Eat fecal sauce instead. You can produce it every day. Put it on bread, it's like nut cream.

>>132783 (OP) 
I can eat a whole jar in a day. Git gud.

>>133148
On its own?