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let's keep the butthurt going
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>made 100+ posts before the old  one even reaches bumplimit >>110646
a little anxious for that one to be over, huh
bump
i wish i had multiple personality disorder so i could create a private imageboard and shitpost on it with all my frens
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>duplicate thread
I wonder why the mods don't merge this one?
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>>120230
I have no idea
>>120147
>>120149
>>120151
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>>120171
I found a handy hand-book for you, but you'll have to read it first.
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So are these real cumstains?
>>120385
if I had to guess it's probably powder sugar from some shit he ate just before, I can't imagine how cum would get there, even assuming he used it as a cumrag, that's not what cum would look like after drying, that's also assuming he did that the night before and didn't notice the stains before wearing it, which is the most likely explanation, unless he actually went to the convention's restroom and rubbed one out in there but that's reaching, even though I wouldn't put it below him considering he's a furry
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>>120385
>>120388
You can see from the smear pattern that it's a dry powder. I'd have guessed dust rather than sugar but either's possible, he is a fat fuck.
It's definitely the wrong color for cum as well as being in the wrong shape in the wrong place.
With the context I'd say it's just dust that was on the back of some box or tower or whatever that he ran his hand over or leaned against
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>>120392
what makes me think it's sugar is the shape, if you notice it kinda matches 3 fingers so it's possible he just ate something and either cleaned himself off quickly on his shirt, maybe to shake the dude's hand, or just inadvertently brushed himself somehow. but I can't really explain that extra blob on the logo above. who knows.
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what's your take on pussy hair?
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>>120394
Isn't that the big chunk that gathers up on the meaty part behind your thumb? Either he made a mess or touched one but either way it was probably on his hand and then got on his shirt.
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>>120385
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>>120395
It's soft and fragrant. Tickles my nose but I like it.
>>120395
I don't know that I could be convinced to shave my dick after having tried it a couple of times to find out what it's like, so I'm not picky about it.  There's a lot that can be done with some trimmers once in a while at low effort if jungle bush isn't working.
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antifa trannies lost
>>121954
Yes.
So many deleted posts.
This post too will probably get baleeted for even vaguely referencing them.
Great /meta/ thread.
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BAN LOLI
>>120385
No. I can tell because I have a similar jacket and have gotten my semen on it. Fatty probably was eating powdered doughnuts before that pic. Now the shirt under that would probably glow like a full moon under a blacklight.
And yes I do wear the jacket in public and not a single person has ever called me on it but I know they know and that gets me rock hard.
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>>121984
Fuck off /cow/nigger.
>>122022
>No. I can tell because I have a similar jacket and have gotten my semen on it.
why the fuck are you getting semen on your jacket?
it had better atleast be your own semen and not somebody elses semen
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>the mods are racist
>the mods are faggots
>the mods are peods
>the mods are useless
which one of these are true?
all of them
but how is that possible?
only a mod would know
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>122065
>the mods are racist
lol who cares
>the mods are faggots
duh
>the mods are pedos
<See global rule 2
>the mods are useless
debatable
>>122065
You forgot how they're huge cowardly pussies who can only speak through delete and ban buttons.
>having to flip through countless VPN IPs till you find one that isn't banned
lmao
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>>122068
Tell me anon
are these mods in the thread here with us?
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>>122076
Yes.
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>>121984
if sturgeon is gonna clown around can he atleast delete the furcoal on /v/ thats all i want thanks
>>122076
Why would zzzchan mods ever post in the zzzchan mod made zzzchan /b/ meta thread?
That's just retarded to expect. These threads are just for them to delete posts they dislike, while all the based sleepychan OG anons dab on them for being faggots who aren't as based as the zzzchan mods.
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>>122064
I jerk off in public parks.
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>>121984
Post deleted posts or stfu.
>>122111
Do you hide in the shrubbery or just sit on a bench and dare people to say something?
If the pic in >>120385 is a cum stain hand print, someone else put it there. That vertical finger orientation is inconsistent with using your own shirt as a rag.
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>>122082
>cuckptcha on all boards
>TOR posts deleted
>Mods asshurt
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>>122144
People were talking about videogames in AGDG so /v/ had to go
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I hope there is a thread to discuss psychosis or schizo, which some anon may suffer from here.  The goal is to make a guide so that people with schizophrenia can function high like aspergers
>The goal is to make a guide so that people with schizophrenia can function high
Doesn't genetic schizophrenia cause dudeweed trips, even in carriers?
>>122146
>TOR still blocked a day later
Whats their master plan? I want to shitpost and discuss video games.
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>>122177
I genuinely don't fucking know dude
Carp ban deleted every tor post in agdg and some other threads seemingly without knowing it was the onyo. The posts in agdg were on topic, one conversation went sort of like
>what sort of simple game should I make
<like NT but without this
>what's NT, is it good
<NT is like this, I hate closed random tech trees
The other conversation that was bandeleted in that thread was the one about modelling in unity.
None of my posts where I'm just straight up shitposting have been deleted from /v/
Like if he thought it was offtopic (it wasn't) he could have just moved the posts
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Have you tried genuinely discussing videogames instead of being retarded?
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>I keep breaking the rules and they keep banning me!
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
lol
lmao even
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>>122212
>>122213
>rulecucks
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>>122185
I've honestly never seen a good post from a tor user.
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>>122218
Oh shit that makes it ok, what some nobody who isnt on zzzchan 24/7 says should be listened to
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Week after week /cow/niggers keep seething while SEAGULL & CO JUST KEEP WINNING
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>>122227
Based kike.
>>122222
Good numbers
So this fag bitch nigger named CARP just banned me on /v/! how do we kill this tranny IRL? sabotage his dilator? poison his HRT?
>>122254
>poison his HRT?
isn't that redundant
>>122254
No you whine impotently on boards that won't ban you until everything outside of /v/ is a gigantic dramanigger shitfest because that'll show the faggot vols or something.
>boards that won't ban you
>zzz/b/
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>>122275
Oh no you're right guess you better go somewhere else.
>>122254
>>122254
>So this fag bitch nigger named CARP just banned me on /v/
Based.
>>120385
booger stains. Definetly.
>>122385
POST IT FAGET
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>>120385
cocaine stains
>>122568
pussy
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>>122569
Posted multiple times already. They keep deleting the screenshots of them. When they're just textposts. No links even.
>>122386
>>122569
oh hey look they finally left some up for once >>122697 >>122698
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>>122777
don't care for your tone of voice but i did notice those digitals
>>122254
They jew wil tell you that he was attacked but never why, same energy.
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>>122810
I was VICIOUSLY attacked by some uncut goy schmuck who had the chaoutz to call me a roody poo candy ass, i mean REALLY who does he think he is?
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oopsy, someone's vewy angwy about dis hitting 2close2home
>>122944
>surprised that the webring trannies are out to stop you 
wew lad, whats next? water being wet?
>>122944
You forgot to mention the demoralizing disincentive ((( per post captcha ))) recently implemented and the frequent Tor connection timeouts happening with regularity depending on which glownigger is on duty.
Whats the deal with Carp and why can't s/he handle the banter?
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the christcucks are sliding again
u mad?
>>122944
>shoot yourself in the foot
>suddenly you're a glownigger tranny faggot nigger ((( kike ))) fed
holy shit anon you figured it all out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>122991
the lady doth protest too much
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>>122965
That's all the mods here bro
They're all little bitches
>>123003
Not enough if you ask me, I hope the lady protests so much you fuck off somewhere else.
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of course he deleted that thread again, I "gave him permission"
not the OP of it, mind you, just me

so what rule did his thread break?
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>>123051
Avatarfagging maybe? But also, the Toga-anon in particular seems to be particular disliked due to some posts from last year.
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>>123056
I see neither "no avatarfagging" nor "no being someone the mods dislike" here
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>>123057
Its right there at Rule 7
Maybe if BO forces users to solve 10 consecutive captchas, then do a proof of work before every post will improve board quality and encourage more traffic.
antifa trannies and other leftist trash have been directed by their kike overlords to discourage, slide, subvert and sabotage all political threads and political discussion on all imageboards they control that's all of them, m8
they can afford to do this since they also control all the mainstream political outlets so it's just a strategy for censoring and silencing the bad goys
>>123071
Maybe if half the "anons" weren't all drama-obsessed gaywads and retarded spammers, there's be no need for the captchas.
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>Maybe if half the "anons" weren't all drama-obsessed gaywads and retarded spammers, there's be no need for the captchas.
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Oy very, I've been found out!
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>>123084
ask nanochan how effective aggressive captchas are against muh spammers.
oh wait, you can't
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>>123085
>>123071
>no u
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>>123086
>Oy very
>I JUST WANT TO DELETE WHATEVER I DON'T LIKE WHILE NEVER EXPLAINING WHY OR ADMITTING I DO, JESUS, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT ALREAD, GOD THE DRAMANIGGERING
>JUST LET ME DO IT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT AND STOP CALLING ME A COWARDLY PUSSY FOR IT AND I'LL TURN OFF THE OPPRESSIVE CAPTCHA
what a great fucking imageboard
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>>123091
Sturgeon is a faggot.
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>>123071
low key thats actually smart
it would work if the security code wasnt dogwater
>>123087
what did you say, wigger?
>the c-correct culture
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Why does Vampyr keep abusing his authority like this? Will he ever explain his reasonings?
>damage control complaints as all being "boogeymen ((( bad actors )))"
>silence
>bandelete
>bandelete
>bandelete
>return to 10
<the 8moe cycle
Whoops, wrong site, but you can see how I got confused, since the above perfectly describes what goes on here as well.
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>tfw shitting up the Zine
kek, you niggers are EASILY asshurt over the smallest things and get your precious jannies to bandelete any wrongthink, maybe if you stopped replying to my b8 I would lose power, but here I am GROWING STRONGER every passing second.

You chudcels cannot comprehend my shitposting, its litty, based AND redpilled.

BRB, gotta shit up /agdg/ for a while!
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>>123134
Such a nice try, really, but I'm nowhere near this egotistical, not like Sturgeon and et al here, and Vampyr on 8moe are
You really are going to have to try much harder to bullshit it all away

So hilarious the lengths people will go to so they simply don't have to be real with their users and stop being retards with the mod buttons who delete everything they don't like like triggered ass lefty trannies
>>123137
>>123134
Makes me wonder where you niggers would go after everything you touch is destroyed.
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>>123139
pic related: the post
>>123139
>so they simply don't have to be real with their users and stop being retards with the mod buttons who delete everything they don't like like triggered ass lefty trannies
>site admins and mods prefer letting the site's userbase get killed off from cringing at the jannying
Yes, that's totally "my" fault
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>>123137
>but I'm nowhere near this egotistical
But you are though, the thought you might be just inconveniencing a couple dozens anons and that  maybe not everyone who dares not join you in your fruitless one man crusade to shit up the site is a mod out to get you doesn't even register in your niggerbrain, After all you can't be wrong and you call everyone you don't like "a mod" which mirrors the behavior you seem to be so uppity. In a nutshell: you are a nigger through and through.
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>>123144
>there's a couple dozens anons here
>trying to get the mods tp stop trannyjannying and rubbing their noses in their own shit for the trannyjannying they do is "you shitting up the site"
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>>123145
I concede. It was extremely retarded of me to even try and argue with a fool in the first place.

Yes, sir, you are right about everything. Good job, cheers, champagne, round of applause.
mods should be deleting cp and obvious flooding, not opinions or topics they don't liek
but they are perfectly fine with tolerating obvious sliding behavior or necrobumping of shitty slide threads.
they love their delete button but they just can't anchor those fedposters and slide shills or else their shekel stream would dry up quickly.
you didn't really think current year hotpockets do it for free, did you?
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>damage control complaints as all being "boogeymen (((  bad actors  )))"
>silence
>bandelete
>bandelete
>bandelete
>return to 10
<the sleepychan cycle

>>123147
>not opinions or topics they don't liek
*or posters
I doubt they're paid though, everything I see is all ego driven
especially the hiding and endless anonfagged redirectionary/distractionary damage controlling

has to be all about literally anything but the actual shit the mods do, since they know they can't really justify doing so much shit outside of any "written" rules
they know that written ruleslist would = dead bort if everyone could see all what they delete
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>>123147
Care enough to post some examples of "slide threads" and "threads being slid"?
>>123149
sometimes they post their cryptoshekel addresses as a hidden comment within the html source of certain pages. i've seen it myself. trust me, they get paid. maybe not all, but the ones who are aggressively doing most of the shit you are complaining about are paid to do it.
they have an agenda that's guided from above. they are just useful idiots who are greedy and ideologically aligned with their paymasters. simple as that. no real love between them. just fighting together against their common adversaries for individual motivations.
i'll give you three guesses ((( who ))) is paying them lol
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>>123152
>i've seen it myself. trust me
literally pic related lmfao
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>>123154
methinks the lady doth protest too much.
the irony is that they were dumb enough to post their btc addy, the easiest crypto to dox them with
and i have
Lady doth proesting a lot methinks methinks a fool and his protesting lady doth spend his money protestally methinks maybe the lady doth doing the mupdeeprotestle tooooooo much. Mmmhhhmmm
what these greedy, low iq faggots always fail to realize is that corruption works both ways.
any information that exists digitally or on paper can be acquired for a price.
i've already doxx'd world leaders with radioactive compromat against them and securely in my possession and am just waiting for the right time to drop the bomb on them, so hunting down antifa trannies is a walk in the park by comparison.
you're not as safe as you think you are.
zero days have a price too. everything is for sale, including your head.
>>123139
If imageboards went down I would go full 1488 until i could get my own country to put up the freest and openest imageboards possible, with CP being legal obviously so we can NEVER get shutdown by CIA goons.

Honestly the only thing holding me back from becoming hitler 2.0 is shitposting on the zine
You are not allowed the luxury to stay neutral during a major war of existence. If you try to play that game then you have already sided with jews against Aryan people defending their ancestral homeland and will be held accountable for your indifference to a huge injustice that could be aimed at you next time, so don't complain when violence happens to you after you failed to stand up for others to defend them or at least show your support.
Discord and mods ruined imageboards forever

also

STOP FORCING THIS CAPTCHA WITH EVER SINGLE POST
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>>123198
>I JUST WANT TO DELETE WHATEVER I DON'T LIKE WHILE NEVER EXPLAINING WHY OR ADMITTING I DO, JESUS, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT ALREAD, GOD THE DRAMANIGGERING
>JUST LET ME DO IT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT AND STOP CALLING ME A COWARDLY PUSSY FOR IT AND I'LL TURN OFF THE OPPRESSIVE CAPTCHA
Is... is that some doth protesting I hear? Are there lady dothers about? There's too much doth protesting, go away.
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>>123213
Wouldst thou kindly stop? Thy use of old English is awfully wrong.
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>>123225
Looketh at this dothing negroid lady protestething too dothing mucheth. It doth beith unbecomth of doth.
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>>123320
It's been awhile since I've laughed out loud at a post. Blessings be upon you, friend.
>>123137
>he replied
I WIN!
>>120139 (OP) 
Here's your bunker *BLAM*
They are dabbing on us!

https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/117261.html
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>>123546
skimmed thread. boring. no lulz were found.
sage
I like how the mods don't even use "reasons" in the logs anymore, lol
>fuck you we do what we want respeck our authoritae
MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

The captcha per post thing really isn't helpful. Maybe remove it and see how it goes? Spammers aren't going to lurk 24/7 to attack your dead board. You can always toggle it on or off depending on what's happening, you know, like actually do what a moderator should do.
>>124195
Or they could do what /v/ does and automatically turn on cuckptcha once PPH reaches a high enough point
>>124195
one of the mods used to hate having to solve the captcha, but then he become a mod and now have zero problem with that since he dont need to solve anymore to post lol

and yes, this shit is killing the site, look at the PPH for the last weeks, even dead sites like tvch are dabbing about  it

Nuzach would be a better /b/ mod over those rulecuck faggots
>>124195
For once, I agree with one of you fags. They should get rid of the captcha for a couple of days just so we can see how bad it gets. I would be more than happy, however, to be proven wrong.
>>124195
>Spammers aren't going to lurk 24/7 to attack your dead board.
they do tho
>>124362
>Which one am I?
A nigger
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>>124362
hgg and animu just got hit tho
Thread is being slid. Anti-censorship bump.
You can always easily spot the AI generated fed threads cuz they always have inane topics that get random, meaningless replies at regular intervals to bump to front page and frequently get random file data dumps totally unrelated to the thread, i.e. offtopic posts.
Jannies do nothing because they too are antifa tranny FBI informants
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>>124782
some examples:
>>124010 
>>121384
>>121764
>>124783
I made the first thread and that data spam dumper is merely in-tune, as am I, with nihilism being the only response to a board that was already rotted not to mention the tranny pig shilling for months on end non-stop without interruption. And you take pride in being a internet hall monitor, and not realizing why this is happening and pretending it's still 2016-2019.
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>>124783
>>124782
>>124786
which threads are in your opinion being slid?
>>124786
The nihilistic response is to kill yourself. Or you could try to, you know, not make a shitty board even shittier.
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>>124783
<my threads no longer make the cut as examples of obvious slide threads
also 2/3 of those are actually pretty good threads
I dunno why you hate fun so much
>>124789
>complain endlessly about people actually posting
You too could try not to make a shitty board even shittier, what's your excuse?
>>124789
>Or you could try to, you know
Snarky and smarmy quip typical of someone who uses Reddit and Twitter or belongs there. I'm going to make another thread.
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>>124792
I use neither but project harder and enjoy your butthurt
OP finally "won". Now zzzchan finally has a chance to revive
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>>125891
/cow/shitters killed it, I hope Gahoole and Axle die soon.
2 years of Nuzach killed /cow/ and their fatso enabler, Gahoole.
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