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>Be American
>Forced to use data-capped internet while the rest of the earth has unlimited bandwidth + faster fiber 
>In debt for life if you ever need an ambulance to take you to the hospital 
>In debt for life if you ever go to college
>Get called racist & privileged in your own country 
>Have the most dumbed down political system in the planet, can't vote for anyone because both sides are shit
>Every war you've participated in was for foreign interests, except for 2 
>Worship Jewish cock right after they're done bombing your ships "by accident" 
>Fattest country on the planet
>3rd most diabetic country on the planet 

OH SAY, CAN YOU SEE
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I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE LAST NIGHT
why do they sing this? is it a cuck fantasy?
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>lol america sux and is fat and jew'd
not like we've ever had this thread before
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>>106863
and yet it never stops being true
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>>106859
It is jewish, like most "Christmas" songs.
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>>106859
"Santa Claus" is the singer's father dressing up as Santa, you overmeme'd 
biological automaton.
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>Forced to use data-capped internet while the rest of the earth has unlimited bandwidth + faster fiber
i have a 1.25 TB cap that i never hit. plenty of cities have fiber except mine, still on cable
>In debt for life if you ever need an ambulance to take you to the hospital
not if you can pay $12/month for insurance, and get actual quality of care instead of being bounced around to half a dozen clinics/hospitals while your brain is about to explode
>In debt for life if you ever go to college
only if you're a retard that doesn't know how to write a good resume and get good references
>Get called racist & privileged in your own country
<get called racist & privileged for not wanting third-world immigration
>Have the most dumbed down political system in the planet, can't vote for anyone because both sides are shit
as opposed to having a dozen parties that are all shit?
>Every war you've participated in was for foreign interests, except for 2
western countries backed us in korea. aussies fount in nam. gulf war coalition was every western country on earth. afghanistan and iraq had tons of support from the west, as well as syria. not saying it's right but it's the pot calling the kettle black.
>Worship Jewish cock right after they're done bombing your ships "by accident" 
you'd be surprised how many people simple don't know about the Liberty. everyone I've told about it has gradually learned more about Israel's role in our politics.
>Fattest country on the planet
BMI chart says we're overweight but patriotism chart says we're proud americans. dog bles.
>3rd most diabetic country on the planet 
only 3rd?
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>Everyone says X sucks
>no one ever says whats better and how
???
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>>106878
>as opposed to having a dozen parties that are all shit?
Every political party in *European country* are three dogmatic socialists, GOP equivalent, Christian social liberal democrat status quo fencesitters that take the majority of votes, RETURN TO TRADITION (reactionaries that support Israel and grifters who filled the blank e.g. Orban), the obscure actual right-wing party that has half its rank as football hooligans, Green sycophants, communist party composed of dregs and bourgeoisie, milquetoast separatists and single-issue parties.
>only 3rd?
Mexico and some Polynesian island are the first two.
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>>106888
BESTEST COUNTRY EVEREST
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>>106888
>butthurt euronigger will never taste a large Double Chocolate Oreo Shake and wash it down with a gallon of 100% artificial blue raspberry drink while sitting in his big boy chair
>>106869
impotently cry moar about it, cuck
USA is the number 1 antiwhite force on the planet and wants to fill every country in the world with McDonalds and niggers. You are scum and need to be genocided off the face of the planet.
Every single last American should be hunted down and brutally, violently, murdered in front of their families. One by one
There is not a single innocent untainted American.
Every single American should be wiped out and every vestige of civilization on the north American continent should be wiped out. The worlds entire nuclear arsenal should be dropped on America and the continent left 100 million years to heal itself after the damage done by Americans.
I say this wholeheartedly with coplete honesty. Death to every single American.
>>106955
>t. pencil wristed sandnigger
>>106888
I'd unironically try that Oreo shake.
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>>106964
its ~950 mL so you can share with everyone.
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>>106977
share?
>>106881
That's internet banter 101. Always attack, never defend.
>>106955
zoomers can't into bait
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>>106997
>How could anyone hate Americans!?
Typical muttoid mentality.
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>>107003
fuck off cuckendorf
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>>106870
>da jooz made the song its a psyop!!!
do wiggers really?
>>106874
do wiggers really automatically identify with someone who mistakes their dad as santa claus (a fat fuck neckbeard)?
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>>107019
>do wiggers really?
Do ___ really?
>wiggers
really?
DO THEY? Do they really?
Is that the only gotcha you have, wiggers? Do they really? Do wiggers really? really really?
You forgot Americans love to snippity snap their genitals
pretty sure jewrope and jewnited kingdom are more muttified at this point than jewsa
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nigger mad
>>107053
>russian women black love guys
????
>>107076
average american couple
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>>107077
true, she's from russia and he's from niger
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((( american ))) is same as ((( russian )))
both jewish empires
>>107077
According to American media. I don't watch TV often, but when I do its always its always that couple with their ugly mutt kids.
>>107079
Did you look up "russian girls with black men" online after someone reminded you that your american women are nigger lovers?
Full copium move
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>>106878
>amerimutt cope
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^ anon is homeschooled
>>106857 (OP) 
not the fattest or it would be top diabetes
>>107019
The jews created christianity, thereby creating that song. Also, wouldn't santa be the dad in this case? How exactly is that cuck fantasy?
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